1. Girls who smoke
Maybe it’s because I grew up in a traditional family, or because of my mother’s teaching and edification, girls who absolutely smoke don’t look like children of decent people, and I can only stay away from them.
2. Girls who speak too much
The girl speaks too much, which makes me rather disgusted. When you speak, you are “Mom” and “grandma”. Even worse. Some girls have “genitals” flying all over their mouths. I don’t want such a “reproductive doctor!”
3. Girls who weigh too much
Someone might think? The chubby girl is very cute. I felt the same way before, but then I thought, if I go to a very romantic restaurant with such a girl, I stretch out my hand to open the armchair for the girl, and the girl sits down in front of me. I sit opposite the girl, and the two of us have a very romantic meal. When we get up, will the girl’s ass get stuck in the armchair?! Are the people in the restaurant still watching? How embarrassed I must be.
4. Too light girl
The girl is petite and delicate. Everyone may like it better. But if it’s the kind that’s very thin? A girl who can even be moved by the wind is a problem. Besides, who wants to sleep with a skeleton every night?
5. A girl with a thick voice
My voice is thick and loud. Sometimes it’s a good thing. If it catches fire? There was such a cry from her. The whole building can hear. But if you marry such a girl. Every morning she gets up and shouts in your ear, “husband, get up!” It always feels like sleeping with an old man the night before!
6. A girl with a tired voice
The warbler whispered softly. The ancients used an idiom to describe a woman’s voice. Now some girls pretend to be sweet and sweet, just like pagers in the past. “What’s the number, sir? Please leave a message, sir. What’s your name, sir? Please hang up…” it’s like giving people the feeling of eating 2 kilograms of sugar and drinking half a barrel of honey. I’m still young, and I’m really afraid of “diabetes”.
7. Girls who are too tall
“I hate that girls are taller than me!” This is a line that Andy Lau said to Qu Ying in the film love destiny. At that time, I really didn’t think there was anything wrong. But now think about it: if you are shopping with a girl taller than yourself, you happen to meet the girl’s classmate or friend, and ask the girl, “go shopping with your brother?” How embarrassed I must be?! If you meet someone who doesn’t open your eyes, ask: “yeah? When did the children come? Come on. Let Auntie have a look.” Then I had to die of embarrassment on the street?!
8. Girls who are too short
Whenever I hold hands with such a girl. I always feel guilty. Feel like you’re molesting your young girl, or let others misunderstand that you’re taking your child to the park? If it reaches my mother’s ears, she can’t scold me to death?
9. A girl who can drink very much
Many girls in the northeast can drink it, and even some girls can drink Baijiu. You have drunk so much that you can’t recognize your father. It’s like she hasn’t finished drinking there. You said that if you and your wife go out to socialize together, they will drink like dead dogs after the banquet. You still have to freeze to death in the snow in Northeast China?!
10. A particularly smart girl
If the girl is particularly smart, do you want to surprise her? She guessed in advance — embarrassed; She wanted to open a “small vault” by herself, but she found it at a glance – chagrin; If you want to tell her a joke or guess a riddle, she will tell you the result before you finish speaking – anger. So, this last point: especially smart girls can’t have it.
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