1. We still have the memorials of our last love.
Believe us, we are not still sad for that bastard who slept with our best friend, and we will not forget them… But we will save the love letters they wrote to us when we were 17 years old and the things they bought during our love trip, so as to commemorate our romantic past and our youth that will eventually pass away.
In fact, we secretly hate you a little
Because you don’t have to be tortured by dysmenorrhea once a month, let alone have children desperately! Of course, we also know that this is God’s arrangement, not your man’s fault.
We are all mummies.
Don’t you feel the same way? Look at what we wear: all kinds of belts, all kinds of padding, all kinds of threads, plus 80% air impermeable nylon, 18% elastic fiber, 2% cotton mixed body shaping clothes… From bra to pants, from insole to toe bandage, we are like a tightly wrapped mummy, constantly enduring this kind of constraint and discomfort! Think of us dressed like mummies, still having to fight in the workplace like your men, washing and cooking at home… It’s really not easy for women. If you don’t love us well, God forbid.
We know your network secrets like the palm of our hand.
First of all, it’s not that we are in a dark mood and always want to pry into your privacy. We often unintentionally uncover your deepest and darkest online secrets, which is really not our fault. Please recall, is your QQ set to automatically log in, and the password is automatically saved in your computer? When you left home, did you leave your computer on and forget to quit QQ? Honey, you can only blame your own carelessness. More importantly, if your chat content can be seen by us openly, then even if we see it once or twice by accident, there is nothing to be ashamed of.
When we say we don’t want gifts
We are completely lying. We want gifts! We want gifts anytime! We want all kinds of gifts! However, when we were ecstatic with the gift, we were even more moved by the thought and affection you gave us.
We take various festivals as excuses.
We talk about other women every day. This one is too cool and that one is too dense. As for ourselves, whenever the festival approaches, we will secretly start to make preparations, taking out all the weird and sexy clothes that we can’t wear in the closet, and the more innovative the better! Some people say we’re dressed out of style? Blame these festivals! Who wants us to celebrate Valentine’s day, April Fool’s day, women’s day, youth day, Thanksgiving… All kinds of festivals!
7. Sometimes we are crazy.
Occasionally, when we are alone, we will sing loudly, dance indiscriminately, and make some amazing movements. Believe it or not, even Jinxing and Yang Liping can’t do some difficult movements!
8. We pretend to
I pretend to do all kinds of things, including the following, but it is not limited to these: being summoned by idols; Show your cooking skills on stage; Every love song sings our own story
9. We spend a lot of time taking a bath
Taking a bath is a way for us to escape from the chicken feathers in front of us. We take a long bath, so that you can take care of the children for a while, you don’t have to answer your mother’s calls, and you don’t have to wash a lot of dishes in the sink for the time being
10. We still spend too much time on this
He looked at his face repeatedly in the mirror. We know every pore, every black head, every sunburn, every hair that grows in the wrong place, and every new fine line. Then, we will spend the whole night thinking about them.
11. We keep rehearsing some wars in our minds
Including the war with you, the war with your mother, the war with your sister-in-law, and the war with “boudoir enemies”… There are too many imaginary enemies, and the rehearsal in my mind is often too busy.
12. For us, besides “shopping” and “shopping”, there is another way of saying shopping
It’s called “mission”. There are many, many missions that need us to complete!
13. We have our own infatuation.
We are infatuated with a lot of things, including a certain Queen’s style, a certain profound wisdom of life, a certain man’s gesture of holding a cigarette… In short, many.
14. When you ask if the jewelry we are wearing is new
We will explain that “this is not new” and complain that you don’t care about us. Have you never noticed US wearing this jewelry before! At the same time, secretly check whether the price tag on the jewelry has been taken off.
15. We really enjoy being loved by you.
Catch us, kiss us hard, send us intimate messages… We often pretend not to like these moves, but in fact we love them! Really, I won’t lie to you!
16. We can be annoying.
We can eat cake and paste it all over our faces. We can cry recklessly. We can paste tears and snot on your clothes. We can also pick up something and put it in our mouth to taste it… Of course, we can maintain our consistent elegant posture.
17. We often go crazy for you
This can be interpreted in two ways, as you know. Sometimes it means that we are still infatuated with you and can make our blood boil for you; Sometimes it’s… Mad at you.
18. We pretend to be the heroine of a romantic movie.
The common fault of women is that they are deeply moved by themselves.
19. We will peep into your predecessor’s Micro blog.
Not only Weibo, but also other social tools. We do this not because we still love them, but because we want them to be poor and grow old in endless loneliness. As the famous golden saying said: I am relieved to know that you are not doing well now.
20. Our passion is intense.
You guys are not the only ones who are passionate and vigorous. Our seemingly weak bodies can also burst out amazing energy, but only if you are worth it! You must be worthy of our burning for you.
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