“Where have all the good men gone?” This is an exclamation that many single women over 30 will say when they get together.
“I met a client at a meeting seven days ago, who was very handsome, tastefully dressed, elegant, and looked like Nicholas Cage…” when we were excited about our long-time single friend K, she looked like a resentful woman. I don’t know what else this “Nicholas Cage” would dislike so much.
“We fell in love at first sight, and after drinking coffee with him, we felt good…” that’s very good. Lang Youqing, Mei intentionally! What happened later?
“Alas! When I gave him the e-mail, I was about to vomit blood… He didn’t know how to write a letter properly. He didn’t know how to write a letter properly, even if he didn’t understand the words and misspelled the words. He also forwarded a lot of vulgar cold jokes, boring animations, and funny love inspirational sketches, such as’ the road to love is long, we should walk slowly ‘… Sisters, please help me! I’m almost crazy. It seems that I don’t know a language Junior high school students who passed the exam fell in love. They thought Haruki Murakami was a tree. Unexpectedly, there are still such illiterates… Moreover, they forward more than 20 junk letters a day. They really have nothing to do when they are full. What’s even worse is that the document is so large that I don’t want to read it. It’s too late to delete it. Later, I simply put him on the blacklist of blocking letters. From then on, I can’t see anything. “
We all sympathize with K. If it were me, I would also go crazy, because men without brains are really disgusting.
“How about you? You should be very happy!” We turned to good friend m, who had just made a lawyer boyfriend, because we heard that her boyfriend was a little old, 20 years older than her, introduced by colleagues, and loved her very much.
“Alas! Can you imagine? It was my first date with him because I was late. I saw his back at the entrance of the restaurant, and I really wanted to leave on the spot… When I looked from the back, the ratio above and below the belt was just 5:5, and he was wearing a check shirt in earthy brown, trousers in earthy blue, and a pair of very vulgar shoes… I can’t believe it. How can anyone dare to ask him for help in a lawsuit? He looks taller than my house The administrator under is also like an administrator… What is more tragic is that… “The more m talks, the more excited he becomes, like a victim who has just been” cheated “and then cheated out of all his savings.
“What could be more tragic?” Oh, my God! These alone are enough to completely defeat the lawyer. Even if he appeals, he will be rejected again, because his death sentence has been finalized three times, and it is difficult to find any new evidence in favor of him to turn over – for the beautiful Libra m, who is both beautiful and talented and has nine heads, such visual torture has constituted mental abuse.
“What he wears is… The translucent silk stockings worn by the lusty old man… I think unless I am blind, I will never tolerate such stockings entering my house!” Oh! My God! All the girls here screamed at the same time. The restaurant owner hurried to see if we found any strange insects in the dishes.
Poor m! This group of sisters are afraid to see that kind of somewhat obscene socks. K also added fuel to the fire by saying that in the past, she hung her father’s socks on the back balcony, threw them downstairs without saying anything, and then bought some normal socks for her father as compensation.
We dare not say anything more. Originally, M’s former boyfriend was either a fancy male model or an unemployed poor boy who would lend money to her. Now he has finally met a professional, rich, BMW driving, careless and loving man. Who would have thought that he would wear a pair of translucent silk stockings?
“And you?” Speechless, they all turned to besiege H. “Well, I’ll tell you, I’ve met with misdemeanors too…” H said helplessly.
“I finally got on the phone with an architect I knew at work… He has written to me for many years. His writing style is very good. He has always cared about my artistic creation and health. He knows Chinese medicine. Our interests are the same. He is the boss of an architectural company and an architect.”
“Really? Then you can put your imagination into practice and build a Japanese Zen villa with him!” These sisters are really like girls who sell eggs. Before half of the eggs have been sold, they are already thinking about how to build luxury houses.
“However, as soon as I called him, I didn’t even have the intention to meet…” H said helplessly.
“Why?!” Alas! If you are at the scene, you will hear two “why’s” raised by eight degrees, followed by a series of sounds of broken dreams.
“Please! He speaks Chinese very nonstandard and has a strange accent. Even if he looks exactly like Richard Gere, I don’t want to be with him, unless one day I have listened hard!” This group of sisters all know that h is very sensitive to sound. Because he is afraid of the sound of electric drills, he dares not go to the dentist. Because he can’t stand the sound of firecrackers, he must go abroad in the new year. Because he doesn’t like the sound of children crying, he swears never to give birth. Even a little noise in the stereo will drive him crazy.
“Since we can’t wait for the right person, let’s start transforming them!” So said the optimistic Sagittarius K.
Do you still remember that in the film series sex and the city, the socialite Samantha transformed a man with bad breath and poor dress taste into a decent male companion she could take out? Since there is really no decent passing man in front of you (maybe you have too high a vision), then please roll up your sleeves and reform yourself! Just like no one can buy a perfect house, it always faces the park but the decoration is ugly, the price is reasonable but the windows are too small, the location is super good but the streetcar is noisy, the feng shui is excellent but there is no garden… So we have to spend a lot of money to find a famous designer to turn corruption into magic: if we want large windows, we will install them, if we dismantle the compartments, if we want sound insulation, if we plant trees on the balcony, we can have a green vision – the man in front of us can also, Since God hasn’t done Adam well, let Eve sew and mend it. Because people are what we look at and days are what we live. When God retires, don’t complain about him anymore. Instead of complaining about heaven and people, or cursing himself or herself for being blind or deaf, it’s better to learn from Samantha. Where you don’t like him, you can change it!
Good friend K is a designer, M is a marketing manager, and H is an artist. They don’t want to hurt their taste, but these men have shown their love in front of them. It’s a pity to abandon them, so they decide to modify these “defective products”. (because if they “return” again, they are afraid that they will “run out of goods”.)
Let’s solve the problem of friend K first. Her client boyfriend’s handwriting is poor, he hardly reads, and he only forwards funny jokes. His love letters with misspelled words are even funnier than the jokes he passes on – so he handed them over to artist h for short-term writing and reading training.
The problem of good friend M can also be solved. Her lawyer boyfriend, who is not in good shape and wears backward clothes, gave it to K, who runs his own design and modeling studio, for a major transformation. K said that she had the experience of helping ugly old men transform into decent and intelligent men – first, she would take him to Xia Zi’s men’s wear department to help him change into a whole set of elegant and elegant Chinese clothes. K said that no matter how fat and short a man is, as long as he wears Xia Zi, he will become handsome and radiant; Then take him to a fashion salon to have a cool new haircut. At least you can see the cover figures with taste, charm and success in business in the male elite magazine. More importantly, I need to take him to buy a pair of Salvatore Ferragamo shoes and socks and carry a DuPont briefcase so that he can still take it out.
The architect boss of artist h, whose Chinese is not standard, left it to his friend m to correct the pronunciation. Because m participated in countless Chinese and English speech competitions and debate competitions since he was a child, and is now a marketing manager who has no impediment to argument. She said that she is confident that she can change his Chinese pronunciation and correct the pronunciation into the professional level of male anchors within two months.
Such a life and death sisterhood is just like in the film series sex and the city, Samantha will secretly help Kelly’s boyfriend pick out a proposal ring for him, and Kelly will help the boy who wants to chase Miranda… Only the sisters know the taste of women best, and they are very loyal to each other, only modeling, not making mistakes. In fact, if a man wants to truly cater to a woman’s heart, he must have the spirit of “not knowing what a aunt likes to eat, and giving her a taste first”. He must first invite her friends to be your love think tank (only when they are consultants, and can’t have other non-existent fantasies…) and let these intimate friends help you choose the right gifts. They will also help you to play the drums on three or five occasions, and make free but effective lobbying advertisements.
Alas! All bitter sisters over the age of 30, don’t wait for the right one! Die this heart! Prince charming is the writer who wrote fairy tales. He transformed the imperfect man in the real world with his imagination! There’s no need to ride a donkey to find a horse. Grab a donkey that can still walk, put on Hermes’ saddle, and dye it again – wait for prince charming? You may not be able to wait until your hair turns white, so you can transform it yourself!
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